FRIDAY UNSCRIPTED

I will at some point in the future "roll mental camera" on the first time I met my now father-in-law of almost 13 years, but until then just sit back and relax and enjoy some of his best one liners. Since his last name is Vavrina these are called Vavrinaisms
(no guarantee that these are totally original)

• WHEN THE CHIPS ARE DOWN, THE BUFFALO IS EMPTY

• THOSE WHO LIVE BY THE SWORD GET SHOT BY THOSE WHO DON’T

• MY MIND IS LIKE A STEEL TRAP—RUSTY AND ILLEGAL IN 17 STATES

• THE EARLY BIRD GETS THE WORM, BUT THE SECOND MOUSE GETS THE CHEESE

• THE COLDER THE X RAY TABLE, THE MORE OF YOUR BODY IS REQUIRED ON IT

• ALWAYS BORROW MONEY FROM PESSIMISTS—THEY DON’T EXPECT IT BACK

• EVER WONDER WHERE BARN OWLS LIVED BEFORE THERE WERE BARNS

and my personal favorite... drum roll please...

• HE WHO LAUGHS LAST, THINKS THE SLOWEST