To close out this week I wanted to give you all some way to help out your friends in need.
So to all my friends out there I pledge...
When you are sad -- I will jump on the person who made you sad like a spider monkey jacked up on mountain dew.
When you are blue -- I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you.
When you smile -- I will know you are plotting something that I must be involved in.
When you are scared -- I will rag on you about it every chance I get.
When you are worried -- I will tell you horrible stories about how much Worse it could be until you quit whining.
When you are confused -- I will use little words.
When you are sick -- Stay away from me until you are well Again. I don't want whatever you have.
When you fall -- I will point and laugh at your clumsy butt.
This is my oath.... I pledge it to the end. 'Why?' you may ask; 'because you are my friend'. Friendship is like wetting your pants, everyone can see it, But only you can feel the true warmth...
4 comments:
Never a disappointing Friday on RMC...
You are too funny!! I love it!!
I'm with Kim, (not physically), I love Friday's at RMC. Love the other days too but I can always count on you to put a smile on my face. :) See!
Roger, this is FUNNY! I can tell you are a true friend!
Hope you'll be back to link up your funnies on my Just Humor Me! meme.
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