GREAT TRUTHS THAT LITTLE CHILDREN HAVE LEARNED:
-No matter how hard you try, you can't baptize cats.
-When your mom is mad at your dad, don't let her brush your hair.
-You can't trust dogs to watch your food.
-Never hold a dust-buster and a cat at the same time.
-You can't hide a piece of broccoli in a glass of milk.
GREAT TRUTHS THAT ADULTS HAVE LEARNED:
-Raising teenagers is like nailing jelly to a tree.
-Wrinkles don't hurt.
-Families are like fudge...mostly sweet, with a few nuts
-Today's mighty oak is just yesterday's nut that held its ground.
-Middle age is when you choose your cereal for the fiber, not the toy.
Friday, August 29, 2008
FRIDAY UNSCRIPTED
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3 comments:
I think there is way too much nuts in my fudge!!! LOL
Have an awesome 3 days!!!
Oh, BTW, wrinkles do hurt ... they kill the flesh! Ouch, ouch!
haha..good ones, Roger. And I agree with Hope :)
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