FRIDAY UNSCRIPTED

I know you all have been waiting on pins and needles for a new round of Vavrinaisms. So here you go in all of their glory. Enjoy and have a great weekend

DRIVE CAREFULLY. IT’S NOT ONLY CARS THAT CAN BE RECALLED BY THEIR MAKER

SOME MISTAKES ARE TOO MUCH FUN TO ONLY MAKE ONCE

NEVER PUT BOTH FEET IN YOUR MOUTH AT THE SAME TIME BECAUSE THEN YOU WON’T HAVE A LEG TO STAND ON

IF YOU CAN’T BE KIND, AT LEAST HAVE THE DECENCY TO BE VAGUE

ACCEPT THAT SOME DAYS YOU’RE THE STATUE, AND SOME DAYS YOU’RE THE PIGEON

ALWAYS KEEP YOUR WORDS SOFT AND SWEET, JUST IN CASE YOU HAVE TO EAT THEM

ALWAYS READ STUFF THAT WILL MAKE YOU LOOK GOOD IF YOU DIE IN THE MIDDLE OF IT

and one to grow on

WE COULD LEARN A LOT FROM CRAYONS---SOME ARE SHARP---SOME ARE PRETTY----SOME ARE DULL. SOME HAVE WEIRD NAMES AND ALL ARE DIFFERENT COLORS---BUT THEY ALL HAVE TO LIVE IN THE SAME BOX