Today's attempt at humor comes from the book Live and Learn and Pass It On. There is a wide range of quotes in the book but I stuck with the funny ones. Enjoy
- I've learned that I always think of the right thing to say when it is too late
- Age 30
- I've learned that when my baby thinks he is hungry it doesn't matter what I think
- Age 37
- I've learned that my wife's cooking is good no matter how bad it is
- Age 31
- I've learned that flipping the channels is not annoying if I hold the remote
- Age 42
- I've learned that if you hang something in the closet for a while it shrinks two sizes
- Age 62
- I've learned Santa Claus has good years and bad years
- Age 10
- I've learned that you have to listen to your brain, it has lots of information
- Age 7
- I've learned if you die broke, the timing was right
- Age 64
- I've learned you can gain two pounds by eating half a pound of fudge
- Age 16
5 comments:
Those are great. Love the new header.
funny. fove fridays.
I've learn the passing gas is just something that happens" age 41
These are funny.
I agree, Your header is awesome
Good ones!
And my Fav of the week.....
"I've learned if you die broke, the timing was right-Age 64"
That is it....That is my new goal in life! :)
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