FRIDAY UNSCRIPTED

Vavrinaisms round 3. So sit back, relax and laugh along.

• I saw this sign on a maternity room door... PUSH, PUSH, PUSH

• In a vet's waiting room... BACK IN FIVE MINUTES, SIT! STAY!

• On a fence... SALESMEN WELCOME, DOG FOOD IS EXPENSIVE

• At an aquarium... SUSHI IN ITS NATURAL HABITAT

• At a demolition derby... HELMETS MANDATORY, TEETH OPTIONAL

And to finish it off with our favorite topic from last week

• At an attorney's office... LAND SHARK!!! (sorry to those of you too young to remember one of the funniest Saturday Night live skits ever)