Friday, July 18, 2008

FRIDAY UNSCRIPTED

Some new Vavrinaisms have been uncovered so enjoy.

If you look like your passport photo, you probably need the vacation.

For ever action there is an equal and opposite government program.

Age is a very high price to pay for maturity.

Men are from Earth. Women are from Earth. Deal with it.

No husband has ever been shot doing the dishes.

Middle age is when the broadness of the mind and the narrowness of the waist change places.

4 comments:

Anonymous said...

never heard the we are both from earth, deal with it one. i like.

Theresa said...

Those are good!!!

Have a great weekend!

Anonymous said...

I love Friday's at your "place." Please don't stop. BTW, 16 year old boys have never been shot doing the dishes either.

Robin Meadows said...

Good ones! Saw some of that gov't INaction yesterday during our bike ride. City workers sitting in their truck....for a LONG time.